Please do not be surprised this message is not spam mailing. You probably will be very surprised that I write you a letter. But yesterday, I was surprised, too, when my e-mail address, came a letter, which said about love, about the feelings among people. The main motto of this letter was the phrase «Looking for love and you will be happy». I liked the letter. In the list of e-mail address, I saw your e-mail and decided to write to you. Perhaps you are looking for love? Maybe this letter – the fate? I do not know how the man who sent me the letter, hear my personal e-mail. But I think it is not important. The most important thing is that now I can write you a letter. You know, I want you to learn more. But first, I want to tell a little about me.
My name is Yuliya. I’m from Russia. I am 28 years old. I have never been married and have no children. I am pretty, quiet, kind and sociable girl. I would be interested to talk with you and know you closer. I compose their communication with the primary objective – creating serious relationships. Relations without deception, without any games. I want to find this man who can love and respect me. I hope that you just want to find their love? I believe in romantic relationships, appearance and age is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that people know how to love and respect on this! I have different hobbies and interests, among them – sports, cooking, reading, music. Of particular interest to me a matter of housekeeping, cleaning the house. I like to experiment in the kitchen. I love animals. I am leading a healthy lifestyle. I do not smoke nor drink alcohol.
My new friend, can you tell me about you? I want you to learn more. The following letters, I will tell you about me, in more detail. I give you my e-mail address: retbrediw@BonBon.net Of course, I will send you a lot of my photos, of whom you know my life. In my photo showing all the moments of my life – joy, muse, and even in some sad moments. I eagerly await your response will be. I really want you to learn more. Please do not forget about me.
Your new friend from Russia, Yuliya.
Ok. I’ll try not to call all my friends and tell them I received this mail. Of course am surprised, but please do consider that I believe in Santa and in Mary Poppins too. I’m very happy about the loveletter you received. I usually prefer, indeed, “looking for money and you will be happy”, that my friend Donald T taught me years ago. Since I received this email in may, maybe you find my address in an other type of mail, maybe a porn one. Let’s say that may was… an expressive month for me. You are very unlucky. I felt in love with another, but not a russian like you if it makes you happier. And our love is getting bigger everyday. But this is not your business. If you keep on receiving so many mails by strangers please do consider to get the mail tattoo erased. Or quit in writing it on gas station’s men loos. I am very happy for you if you are happy about writing a letter. Usually I am happy when I see my enemies getting fat. Or ugly. Or bold. Or the three of them.
So I think it’s my turn to introduce myself. My name is Andre, I’m from Berlusconia. You may know may country with the ancient name of Italia. I am less than 30 y.o, but more than 25. I never been married to and I hope to have no children. No one came to blame. I’m not beautiful in a classical way, I’m what we call a sgnoccolon. Differently from you, I’m not sociable everyday of my life. I.e. I hate Italians abroad. You want to know me closer because you are a mole specialist? Ok, now you write “their”. Their whom? Is it Ralph and Potsie? I really hope you find the man you are looking for. It would be a little difficult starting a serious relationship keeping on writing and not talkin, touchin’, kissing and f. I can say. Once more , you ask me if I want to find “their” love. I don’t care, sorry. Ralph and Potsie are not real persons Yuliya. Me neither. I’m a stupid blog sarcastic answering machine. Then you write me you don’t care about age or aspect, how can I explain my “blah blah blah!” for you? You’re smart my dear, writing me that you are a good housekeeper. But I usually don’ t have sexual or love relationship with my employees. You write that you love to experiment in the kitchen and then that you love animals. This is a bit scaring.
You want to know about me. What can I say. My life is simple and easy. I live with my sister Brenda, we come from Minnesota and when we have free time we usually go to the Peach Pit. in the following letters I’ll talk to you about Kelly. I think it’s correct for you to know about her.
Ok, I’m sincere, it’s all cover-up.
My name is Brandon and I’m secretely in love with Dylan. We will send you pics of our daily moment, even the sgrufolons one, if you wish to (there a bit money charge for that, but what are $3.99 for a monthly unlimited porn access?)
Your new friend from Berlusconia, Andre aka Brandon